Throwback Thursday- I Wrote This

I just took a peek at my old blog and this was the last substantial post before purchasing a domain.  It was categorized under ‘relationshits’.

I’m amazed that in less than two years my views on relationships have changed so drastically. I found my great love. I started a family. There’s a wedding in my ( distant!) future. I’m so incredibly happy. Not all the time, of course, and not for every corner of my life. I have a long way to go if I even get there. But this little corner? This little cottage? It’s all ours and it feels so damn right.


Posted on May 8, 2011by Brittney

A Novel Outline, Annotated

Title:  2010: A Year in the Life of a Slacker as Chronicled by Failed Relationships. I outlined it month by month, new year to new year. Every event was 100% true. Step outline is as follows:

  1. NYE, year of yeses, george, new years day.
  2. City trip, AC
  3. Valentines day
  4. City trip 2, moving in
  5. Birthday, grandma, gig
  6. Breakup, barcelo, blind date, death, message (April)
  7. Blind date # 2, bored fuck
  8. City trip, pity, adventures in online dating
  9. Memorial day weekend
  10.  Birthday weekend
  11.  get together, vibes
  12. online dating continues, questioned
  13. motivating the unmotivated
  14. the wedding, the breakup
  15. the scare, the new guy
  16.  the pattern, the realization
  17. new years again

I last saved the draft in March, ready to expose everyone around me, not giving a shit. I knew this included changing my name and moving far, far away from all the people I exposed. Continue reading